Why do plants which the books say don't need staking still fall over? And yes, alliums, this means you.
Why does the recipe for coffee cake you can do blindfold and standing on your head fail when you make it for a new friend you would like to impress?
Why do bra straps fall off your shoulders yet still leave marks?
Why is the cat always in the way?
Why is the important letter the one you find unposted at the bottom of your handbag?
Why are there also eleven biros?
Why do you not notice until you are going into an important business meeting that you are wearing the far too shiny tights you meant to throw away?
Why is a huge salad no substitute for a small piece of cake?
Why is bindweed?
Why does it rain on the day you have finally mastered the use of your hair straighteners?
Why are bollards big enough to bump but too small to see?
Why did I get up this morning?